The Weirdest Ways I Sleep

In case I’ve never told you this before, I love to sleep. I love it. Sleeping on laps, pillows, jackets, beds, floors, stairs, chairs, in baskets and more. Sometimes I sleep in such weird positions that I just can’t explain it, so I’ll show you.

In a bed and under the covers

In a basket

On Lily's jacket

On the back of the couch

On a leg

On top of paper and against the couch

In the car

In a box

On a pillow

In a reverse lap

Under a blanket

In a sweater

On an ottoman with some blankets

Against a counter

On a chair

On a lap

On a suitcase

I think that about covers it. Pretty much anywhere that isn’t the floor. Because no one really likes to sleep on the floor.

Princess

I have a girlfriend. She’s a sheltie and quite pretty. Her name is Princess and her nickname is Durl. She is my sister’s boyfriend’s sister. When I go over to Joe’s house with Amra I always get very excited as soon as I figure out where we’re going. As soon as we get there I leap out of the car and run up to the door and wait for Amra to open it for me, because I’m not tall enough. Sometimes Princess is already outside and Amra just lets me in the gate so we can go play. It’s funny, everywhere I go in the backyard, Princess follows me. Sometimes Durl’s niece is there too. Gizzy is a little too energetic for me but she smells nice.

When we get inside Durl and Gizzy like to play some more. They like to wrestle and play tug of war with each other. I prefer going to sit on the couch with someone, but they’re always fun to watch. I like those girls. I don’t normally get a long with girls, but I like those girls, especially Princess.

Winter Adventure

Strange, there’s more snow outside. I was looking forward to playing in the grass. This weather makes me think of another day we had a lot of snow and I had a lot of fun.

My mommy even helped me shovel the driveway

Way back in January there was a blizzard. My sisters weren’t here because they were snowed in at other places. There was so much snow that it was taller than me! My mommy and I decided to adventure outside and see if we could clear a path in the driveway for her van, in case she had to get out. We grabbed shovels and got right to work.

It was a lot of fun playing outside that day. There was so much snow I could even climb around on top of it without sinking in too much. After I realized that I decided I should check the mail. My mommy wasn’t too happy about that because she didn’t want me to get lost out in the snow. But then I noticed there was something down the street, so I had to make sure it was nothing dangerous. My mommy tried to catch up with me but I’m very fast so she went back home.

The snow and I matched

When I got to the first thing down the street I found something further down the street that also needed to be inspected so I inspected it. Along the way I made sure to stop at every mail box and sniff it to make sure it was still in my neighborhood. Eventually I got cold and decided to head home. I think my mommy was relieved to see me. She was worried about me but I think she knew I’d be back soon.

After getting home I realized how tired my mini adventure had made me so I decided to curl up and take a nap. That was a good day.

Hello World!

A lot of people don’t get to see the world from my eyes so let me share.

I live with my mommy and two sisters

I keep watch over the house

I play with my toys

I love playing in the sun and grass

I really love going for rides

I sleep pretty much anywhere

No really, I can sleep pretty much anywhere

I help my mommy in the kitchen

I have a girlfriend and her name is Princess

Most importantly, I defend the house from the evil Dr. Vacuum

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